hardcore-park0ur:

Last night I had a dream that Ted Mosby was telling the end of his story about how he met the mother and he was at the beach and literally the mother was a turtle the whole time and his kids they were just fucking turtles just sitting on a bench

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

I don’t want to be a sweetheart. I want to be the fucking love of your life.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Americanah (via kvvvte)