Oscar-Winning Django Unchained, by Quentin Tarantino.
THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE
Last night I had a dream that Ted Mosby was telling the end of his story about how he met the mother and he was at the beach and literally the mother was a turtle the whole time and his kids they were just fucking turtles just sitting on a bench
there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it
That clerk was so ready to be mad at this dude. But look at that face in the last gif. He’s like “Shiiiiit….dude’s got jokes.”
and we’re back.
I don’t want to be a sweetheart. I want to be the fucking love of your life.
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Americanah (via kvvvte)